Some say, if he ever joined Facebook
it would crash the internet.
And that he is adamant the i-phone was invented by Rastafarians.
Others have heard him say, Meh nuh un’ahstan’ bonefish, seen?
But meh ovahstan’ dem, meh ovahstan’ dem feh real.
All we’re sure of is he’s the most interesting guide in the world I-world.
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I don’ always geh to fish myse’f, but when ah do I-an’-I prefer bonefish, mon.
Stay saaalty, mi frien’s.
